Shaggy's Domain
      Shaggy's Domain


There are three kinds of people in this universe...those who can count and those who can't.

Today is of yesterday

Reality is in the eyes of the beholder

A goal is a dream with a deadline.

"Security can always be compromised in a modern society
by throwing a brick through a window." By: John C. Dvorak

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

To go out the must first come in the door.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

If you were somebody else, would you want to be friends with you?

A filing cabinet is where papers get lost alphabetically.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

Wealth is too Precious to be entrusted to the Rich.

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.

The following statement is false: the previous statement is true.

Duct tape is a lot like the Force. It has a Dark Side, it has a Light Side, and it binds the galaxy together.

You can't outrun Death forever. But you can make the Bastard work for it.

The true quarry of any great adventurer is the undiscovered territory of their own soul.

If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.